i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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