Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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