....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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