btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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