You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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