It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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