it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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