Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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