why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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