yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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