He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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