Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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