If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
do nipples grow back?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
