Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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