With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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