Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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