don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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