i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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