Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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