Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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