the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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