that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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