Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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