What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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