I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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