Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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