why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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