He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Randomize