so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
where are my eyebrows?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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