her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
