My friends, they love my intelligence
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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