I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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