So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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