I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
