I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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