The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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