Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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