was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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