There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we're making bets on your personal life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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