Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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