I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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