But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Randomize
