Where did you get a picture of my penis
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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