You're my little dorito
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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