Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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