Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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