i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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