respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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