do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
farters have to be the big spoon...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We smell like vodka and hangover
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