idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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