She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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