She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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