She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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