For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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