He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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